i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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