I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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