I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
