if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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