Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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