I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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