When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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