I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
