wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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