Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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