never play flip cup with pint glasses
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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