drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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