so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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