As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
just tell him i said nine months
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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