I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You took a bar mat shot.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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