come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
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Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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