Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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