4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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