"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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