So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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