she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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