Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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