Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
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I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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