So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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