Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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