shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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