Dual....:-)
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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