its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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