dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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