Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
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Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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