all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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