Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
