question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
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Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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