Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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