wakey wakey hands off snakey
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
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i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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