At least make sure they are 18
Why
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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