She is in my trunk
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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