I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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