i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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