I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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