i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
