She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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