yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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