why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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