don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
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