Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i just made my gag reflex go away.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
