I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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