he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
It was like getting head from an anaconda
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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