Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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