So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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