Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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