I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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