it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Randomize
