that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
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It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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