i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize
