I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
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Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos