I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"