"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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