Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
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My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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