why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I have aggressive nipples.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
